Final UNI Game

Today is UNI's semi-final game vs. the Richmond Spiders.  Now, I'm not one to make fun of a college mascot, I went to a school called the Cyclones with a giant cardinal as the mascot.   But Spiders?  Really?  It just makes me think of annoying little creatures that pose no real threat to anyone.  Unless its like that giant one we saw at Living History Farms once.  That thing was huge, it spread itself over the whole mouth of the water pitcher (think a traditional ceramic pitcher for lemonade or something).  As we all know, mascots don't really matter.  What will matter is if UNI students stop lying to themselves and the Waterloo Courier and show up for the game.  But they won't.  They'll tell themselves they don't have time to go to the game, but they do have time to go to Ice Lounge and drink themselves silly while making Beck rich.  Anyway, I'm still glad UNI has a dome because its freakin cold in Iowa.  Go PANTHERS!!